{"product_id":"doormat-if-youre-selling-something-were-broke-funny-welcome-mat","title":"Doormat — 'If You're Selling Something We're Broke' Funny Welcome Mat","description":"A cheeky, weather-ready doormat that greets visitors with dry humor and keeps dirt at bay. Hand-assembled in the USA from grade-A tufted coir coconut fiber, its dense natural bristles scrape shoes clean while the black vinyl backing locks the mat in place on porches and steps. The warm, natural coir tone contrasts with the bold charcoal lettering for a look that's casual but intentional. Built for outdoor use, it weathers porches, patios, and entryways with low fuss and long-lasting performance — the kind of well-made, slightly sassy detail that reflects a lived-in home.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Grade-A tufted coir coconut fiber for durable scraping and natural texture\u003cbr\u003e- Black vinyl anti-slip backing keeps the mat firmly in place\u003cbr\u003e- One standard size: 24\" × 16\" (61 cm × 40.6 cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Designed mainly for outdoor use — resilient against foot traffic and debris\u003cbr\u003e- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" x 16\"","offer_id":49512956592266,"sku":"25490671757371748383","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0768\/8015\/0666\/files\/2780262122650433745_2048.jpg?v=1780875327","url":"https:\/\/pandacreations05.com\/products\/doormat-if-youre-selling-something-were-broke-funny-welcome-mat","provider":"Panda Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}